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( wibbly wobbly, back on the ship heading to earth )

[dothelokimotion]

I'm simply saying there are plenty of habitable planets we could use.

[angelpiratebaby]

But I'm a hero on Earth, we have a better chance of seeming less like an invading party.

[dothelokimotion]

You can't keep saying you're a hero of Earth, you've been to three places on Earth in total.

[angelpiratebaby]

And I heroically saved the planet!

[dothelokimotion]

Do all of them even know your name? Or your last name?

Or even where you come from?

[angelpiratebaby]

Of course, I tell everyone my name and where I am from. [ [Amused.] ] Thor Odinson of Asgard, God of Thunder. I seem to recall you liking to announce yourself too.

[dothelokimotion]

Yes. I announce. There is a difference.

I'm not terribly sold on hinging our endeavours on your reputation alone.

[angelpiratebaby]

[ Eyeroll, except it's only the one eye. ]

It's not only my reputation, it's the Avengers. They will help, I am certain of it.

[dothelokimotion]

[ a flat look. ]

Yes, because the Avengers are well known for helping refugees and dealing with situations that don't involve punching. They're very diplomatic.

[angelpiratebaby]

Well we haven't been needed for diplomacy before, but they are very prominent people on the planet. Stark has great riches, he can probably buy us a village.

[dothelokimotion]

[ even worse. does no one see that is worse? ]

Yes, being indentured to Stark would never go awry.

[angelpiratebaby]

[ Confused. ]

That is not the way of it, Stark is a good man.

[ Pause. ]

Well. Sometimes. I am certain he no longer creates killer robots.

[dothelokimotion]

[ loki shoots thor a dark look. ]

If we're meant to start off fresh, living off favors is hardly the way to do it.

[angelpiratebaby]

Stop being so negative, brother. It will be fine.

[dothelokimotion]

I am being pragmatic and we have no guarantee it will be fine.

[angelpiratebaby]

I am guaranteeing it will be fine. If it doesn't work out, we will go to another planet.

[dothelokimotion]

[ loki's gaze flickers back to the window. to the empty space. ]

Is that a promise?

[angelpiratebaby]

Obviously. What's the alternative?

[dothelokimotion]

I could leave.

What fresh start could there be for me on Earth? It'll just be the same.

[angelpiratebaby]

[ A withering gaze. ]

No. People change. We've changed. It won't be the same.

[dothelokimotion]

. . . Have I?

[angelpiratebaby]

Do you plan on taking over Earth?

[dothelokimotion]

[ loki rolls his eyes. ]

No, of course not.

[angelpiratebaby]

Then you've changed.

[ Obviously. ]

[dothelokimotion]

[ dryly. ]

I think your standards are a bit low there, Thor. And you might be slightly biased.