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Sure

I am Thor, Jyn, it is a pleasure to meet you.

Sure

[ manners are for cowards ]

Do you normally volunteer to kiss strangers?

I would be remiss not to take chances when offered. I assume you were trying to contact your lover?

Ugh don't call him that

Your boyfriend?

That's worse! We're not children.

He's my friend. Sometimes. When I'm not annoyed with him.

Partner!

OCCASIONALLY FRIENDS

Work colleagues

[ who fuck ]

Ah I see! Does he regularly steal your pants?

I left them on his bed and now they're gone and I know he's being a twat about me cleaning up after myself but I only have two pairs of pants so I don't know what he wants me to do with now one single pair of pants

I believe there are more pants on the ship you can take. It does sound rude to take them. You should go take all of his clothes.

I like you

You know the best time is when he's in the shower. Then he'll have nothing but a towel.

Which would really be a gift to the rest of the ship.

Have you ever seen someone so handsome you want to punch him?

Oh yes. One of my friends, Steve Rogers. He's very handsome although I've never told him so. He seems completely unaware of it too.

Cassian is probably unaware too. Horridious cow.

Why do you hate being attracted to him? I like looking at attractive people.

I don't hate being attracted to him

[ jyn ]

Why didn't you tell Steve Rogers?

I was in a relationship at the time and Steve seems to be very shy when it comes to such things. I didn't want him to be uncomfortable merely because I appreciated the view. He has very nice muscles for a human too, although not like mine.

You're not human?

No, I'm a god. Thor, god of thunder, lightning, and storms in general.

[ not much of a god if he's here, huh ]

Oh

I like rain

The next time we are on a planet I will make you a nice rain storm then.

Thanks

One of the planets I lived on as a girl was rainy