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[angelpiratebaby]

@ thor
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[realists]

I left them on his bed and now they're gone and I know he's being a twat about me cleaning up after myself but I only have two pairs of pants so I don't know what he wants me to do with now one single pair of pants

[angelpiratebaby]

I believe there are more pants on the ship you can take. It does sound rude to take them. You should go take all of his clothes.

[realists]

I like you

[angelpiratebaby]

You know the best time is when he's in the shower. Then he'll have nothing but a towel.

[realists]

Which would really be a gift to the rest of the ship.

Have you ever seen someone so handsome you want to punch him?

[angelpiratebaby]

Oh yes. One of my friends, Steve Rogers. He's very handsome although I've never told him so. He seems completely unaware of it too.

[realists]

Cassian is probably unaware too. Horridious cow.

[angelpiratebaby]

Why do you hate being attracted to him? I like looking at attractive people.

[realists]

I don't hate being attracted to him

[ jyn ]

Why didn't you tell Steve Rogers?

[angelpiratebaby]

I was in a relationship at the time and Steve seems to be very shy when it comes to such things. I didn't want him to be uncomfortable merely because I appreciated the view. He has very nice muscles for a human too, although not like mine.

[realists]

You're not human?

[angelpiratebaby]

No, I'm a god. Thor, god of thunder, lightning, and storms in general.

[realists]

[ not much of a god if he's here, huh ]

Oh

I like rain

[angelpiratebaby]

The next time we are on a planet I will make you a nice rain storm then.

[realists]

Thanks

One of the planets I lived on as a girl was rainy

[angelpiratebaby]

What was it called?

[realists]

Lah'mu

[angelpiratebaby]

That's a very pretty name. Did you like it there?

[realists]

I don't remember much

[angelpiratebaby]

I wish people on this ship could have seen my home planet of Asgard, it was a very beautiful place.

[realists]

Maybe Perseus has a picture

He showed me a goose the other day

[angelpiratebaby]

My brother made a little replica as a Yule gift. I wonder if Perseus does.

Have you not seen a goose?

[realists]

I don't think we have geese in my galaxy

They have SERRATED TONGUES

[angelpiratebaby]

[ He laughs to himself. She's delightful.]

Like serrated blades? That's surprising.

[realists]

YES

Vicious monsters, I quite like them