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[angelpiratebaby]

@ thor
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[angelpiratebaby]

As you wish. Also, who is this?

[realists]

[ AGAIN! ]

My name's Jyn. If you say it in front of the food processor it will give you alcohol.

[angelpiratebaby]

That is an impressive trick! How did you do that?

[realists]

I don't know I guess I sound like a drink

[angelpiratebaby]

Oh! Yes you speak of gin.

[realists]

Sure

[angelpiratebaby]

I am Thor, Jyn, it is a pleasure to meet you.

[realists]

Sure

[ manners are for cowards ]

Do you normally volunteer to kiss strangers?

[angelpiratebaby]

I would be remiss not to take chances when offered. I assume you were trying to contact your lover?

[realists]

Ugh don't call him that

[angelpiratebaby]

Your boyfriend?

[realists]

That's worse! We're not children.

He's my friend. Sometimes. When I'm not annoyed with him.

[angelpiratebaby]

Partner!

[realists]

OCCASIONALLY FRIENDS

Work colleagues

[ who fuck ]

[angelpiratebaby]

Ah I see! Does he regularly steal your pants?

[realists]

I left them on his bed and now they're gone and I know he's being a twat about me cleaning up after myself but I only have two pairs of pants so I don't know what he wants me to do with now one single pair of pants

[angelpiratebaby]

I believe there are more pants on the ship you can take. It does sound rude to take them. You should go take all of his clothes.

[realists]

I like you

[angelpiratebaby]

You know the best time is when he's in the shower. Then he'll have nothing but a towel.

[realists]

Which would really be a gift to the rest of the ship.

Have you ever seen someone so handsome you want to punch him?

[angelpiratebaby]

Oh yes. One of my friends, Steve Rogers. He's very handsome although I've never told him so. He seems completely unaware of it too.

[realists]

Cassian is probably unaware too. Horridious cow.

[angelpiratebaby]

Why do you hate being attracted to him? I like looking at attractive people.

[realists]

I don't hate being attracted to him

[ jyn ]

Why didn't you tell Steve Rogers?

[angelpiratebaby]

I was in a relationship at the time and Steve seems to be very shy when it comes to such things. I didn't want him to be uncomfortable merely because I appreciated the view. He has very nice muscles for a human too, although not like mine.